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Family Restaurant & Play Zone

Big plates.
Big laughs.
Bigger appetites.

Beano's is where Sunday roasts meet soft-play chaos. Proper food for the grown-ups, a whole world to burn off energy for the kids — under one roof.

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7 Daysopen every day
All Ageswelcome & fed
Freshdaily seafood
Beano's pirate ship play area and ball pit
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Who We Are

Comfort food, no compromises. Chaos optional, in the play zone.

Beano's started with one idea: parents shouldn't have to choose between a good meal and a moment's peace. So we built both — a proper kitchen turning out everything from full breakfasts to fresh seafood linguine, right next to a soft-play world the kids won't want to leave.

Everything on the plate is cooked to order. Everything in the play zone is built for energy. You get the table, they get the run of the place.

Full English Breakfast Fresh Daily Seafood Loaded Sharing Plates Milkshake Bar
Full English breakfast, loaded fries and milkshakes at Beano's Pesto and burrata flatbread at Beano's Beano's logo mark
Straight From The Kitchen

The Full Menu

Every dish, every price, exactly as it reads on our menu — pick a category below.

Served till 11am only

Full English Breakfast€9.00

2 sausages, 2 bacon, grilled tomato, garlic mushrooms, 2 sunny side up eggs, hash brown & baked beans

Omlette€8.00

Choose between ham/cheese or mushroom — all served with side salad & toast

Ham & Cheese Toast€3.50

Toasted sandwich with butter, ham & cheese served with salad & crisps on the side

Caeser Ciabatta€7.50

Grilled chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo & parmesan in a toasted ciabatta

B.L.T Ciabatta€6.00

Bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayo in a toasted ciabatta

Smoked Salmon Ciabatta€8.00

Smoked salmon, cream cheese, rucola & tomato in a toasted ciabatta

Pancakes€7.00

Fluffy American-style pancakes, served with either maple syrup & bacon, or banana, Nutella & whipped cream

Starters

Bruschetta€6.00

Toasted crunchy bread topped with tomato, cherry tomato, onion, garlic, fresh basil, balsamic vinegar & extra virgin olive oil (add mozzarella for €0.50)

Calamari Fritti€12.00

Crispy deep fried calamari served with house tartar & aioli sauce & fresh lemon wedge

Pepata di Cozze€12.00

Fresh mussels cooked in white wine, black pepper, chilli, garlic, home-made fish stock, cherry tomatoes & soft herbs, accompanied by garlic crostini

Fried Goat Cheese€8.00

Deep fried Maltese cheeselets served with house salsa

Octopus in Garlic€13.50

Pan seared octopus in garlic served with lemon & garlic crostini

Focaccia

Focaccia Garlic€8.50

Fresh baked focaccia, confit garlic oil, rosemary, mozzarella & parmesan

Focaccia Pesto€9.50

Fresh baked focaccia, confit garlic oil, pistachio pesto, mozzarella & parmesan

Focaccia Parma€10.50

Fresh baked focaccia, confit garlic oil, rosemary, olives, cherry tomatoes, rucola, parma ham & parmesan shavings

Gluten free pasta available at an xtra €2

Pasta

Linguine Seafood€18.00

Kings prawns, fresh mussels, calamari, vongole & octopus, cooked with onions, garlic, cherry tomato, white wine, fish stock, soft herbs & extra virgin olive oil

Pappardelle Zucchini, Prawn & Pesto€17.00

King prawns, onions, garlic, zucchini, cherry tomato, white wine, prawn bisque, house pistachio pesto & toasted crushed pistachios

Penne Pollo€14.00

Chicken breast, bacon, onion, garlic, white wine, cream, parmesan & soft herbs

Spicy Beef Cheek Paccheri 🌶€17.50

Pulled braised beef cheeks, fresh chili, onions, garlic, cherry tomato, tomato sauce, parmesan & fresh basil

Spaghetti Bolognese€13.50

Slow-cooked home-made bolognese ragu, spaghetti, basil & parmesan

Linguine Octopus€19.00

Octopus, cherry tomato, garlic, onion, white wine, fish stock, soft herbs & extra virgin olive oil

Paccheri Salsiccia 🌶€16.00

Sicilian pork sausage, cherry tomato, fresh chili, onion, garlic, white wine, tomato sauce, parmesan, basil & a touch of s