Family Restaurant & Play Zone

Big plates.
Big laughs.
Bigger appetites.

Beano's is where Sunday roasts meet soft-play chaos. Proper food for the grown-ups, a whole world to burn off energy for the kids — under one roof.

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7 Daysopen every day

All Ageswelcome & fed

Freshdaily seafood

Beano's pirate ship play area and ball pit

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Who We Are

Comfort food, no compromises. Chaos optional, in the play zone.

Beano's started with one idea: parents shouldn't have to choose between a good meal and a moment's peace. So we built both — a proper kitchen turning out everything from full breakfasts to fresh seafood linguine, right next to a soft-play world the kids won't want to leave.

Everything on the plate is cooked to order. Everything in the play zone is built for energy. You get the table, they get the run of the place.

Full English Breakfast Fresh Daily Seafood Loaded Sharing Plates Milkshake Bar

Full English breakfast, loaded fries and milkshakes at Beano's

Beano's Kids Meal €10.50 Choose any kid's meal + juice or water + treat

Birthday Parties

Hand us the chaos. We'll handle the cake.

Soft-play, food, and a candy bag sorted in one go — built for groups of kids, not just one.

Child jumping on bouncy castle at Beano's

Option 1

Kids Basic Party Meal

From €10 / child

Choice of kids meal (option 1 or 2)
Flowing water & juices for 2 hours
Full use of play areas

Option 2

Kids Party Box

From €13 / child

Choice of kids meal (option 1 or 2)
Flowing water & juices for 2 hours
Candy bag included
1 hour of supervision

Minimum of 8 children · under 8? A flat €80 still applies · these 2 options are the base for every party booking

🎈 Animation Catalogue

Add an activity to keep them busy and buzzing — book one or stack a few. Tap a category to see what's inside.

🎨 Creative & Craft 10 activities +

Ages 4–9 · 30 minCookie DecoratingDecorate your own cookies with icing & sprinkles to take home.

Ages 7–10 · 45 minBath Bomb MakingMix, mould and take home a bath bomb made by hand.

Ages 6–8 · 45 minMake a Sweet PizzaBuild a "pizza" out of sweets, sauces & toppings.

Ages 7–10 · 45 minBracelet MakingDesign and string a bracelet to wear home.

Ages 5–9 · 60 minCupcake DecoratingIce and decorate a batch of cupcakes.

Ages 4–10 · 20–30 minSlime MakingMix a batch of slime to take home in a tub.

Ages 3–10Play Dough StationOpen-ended creative play with dough & tools.

Ages 5–9 · 45 minArt It Up!A guided creative art session with take-home pieces.

Ages 4–9Braiding StationFun hair braiding station for the kids.

Ages 4–9Tattoo StationTemporary tattoos in fun designs.

⚡ Active & Social 5 activities +

Ages 4–8 · 45 minStructured GamesClassic party games, organised & led for you.

Ages 4–9Fun Fare GamesA carnival-style set-up with multiple game stations.

Ages 8–11Wii Interactive GamesWii games up on the big screen, head to head.

Ages 5–9 · 45 minBubble FunGiant bubbles & bubble-based party games.

Ages 6–9 · 45 minFun Science ExperimentsHands-on, kid-safe science demos & experiments.

🧖 Pamper & Sensory 4 activities +

Ages 5–10 · 1 hrSpa PartyMini pampering treatments, spa-party style.

All agesFace PaintingFace painting for the whole party, any theme.

Ages 1–3Tiny Tots Sensory FunSensory stations, tuff trays, ball pit & bouncy castle.

Ages 1–4 · 60 minIndoor FunBouncy castle, ride-on slide, sensory boxes & supervision.

💦 Water & Outdoor Summer · 2 options +

Various agesBouncy CastlesAttended bouncy castles, small or large sizes.

Up to age 12Water Play & SlidesPools, slides & water-park style set-ups, several sizes.

🎀 Party Extras Catalogue

Décor, sweets and adult catering — pick a few extras or go all-in on a full theme.

🍬 Sweets & Treats 5 options +

Candy Cones & CupsGrab-and-go sweet treats for every child.

Mini Donuts & StandA donut display, sized to your party.

Candy Floss MachineFresh candy floss, spun on the spot.

Candy TableA styled dessert table loaded with sweets & treats.

Birthday CakeChoose a flavour — we'll write the message.

🎈 Décor & Styling 6 options +

Balloon ArchesFull or half arch, in your theme colours.

Helium BalloonsNumber, letter or bunch balloons.

Themed BackdropsPick a theme, we set the scene.

Cake Table StylingTable cover, cake stand & themed decor.

Children's Table SettingThemed plates, cups, napkins & centrepiece.

Full Theme Set-UpBackdrop + arch + cake table + kids' table, all matched.

🥂 For the Grown-Ups 5 options +

Pizza PackageA pizza & a drink per person.

Coffee TableTea, coffee, sandwiches & pastries.

Finger FoodBronze, silver or gold platter tiers.

Open BarBeer, wine & soft drinks — a few tiers to pick from.

Brunch & BreakfastA full hot buffet or brunch spread.

Full activity list, decoration themes & pricing available on request — just give us a call.

📞 Call to Plan Your Party

Beano's soft play area and full breakfast spread

The Other Half of Beano's

While dinner cooks, the kids disappear (happily)

Beano's isn't just a restaurant with a play corner bolted on — the play zone is half the reason families come back. Climbing frames, slides and soft-play levels built for genuine running-around time.

Supervised, enclosed soft-play zone
Food served straight to your table while they play
Built for birthday parties & group bookings
Milkshake bar to bribe them back to the table

From the Regulars

"We came for the kids' play area and stayed for the ribs. Now it's a weekly thing."

— A Beano's Regular

Come Say Hi

Plan your next Beano's visit

Drop in for food, soft play, milkshakes and easy family time. Call ahead for bookings, birthday parties, group visits, or anything you would like us to prepare before you arrive.

📞 Call +356 9919 5730 Back to Top ↑

📍 Find Us Triq id-Daħla ta' San Tumas, Wied il-Għajn Get Directions ↗

🕐 Opening Hours

Monday9am – 10pm

Tuesday9am – 10pm

Wednesday9am – 10pm

Thursday9am – 10pm

Friday9am – 10:30pm

Saturday9am – 11pm

Sunday9am – 10:30pm

Bookings+356 9919 5730

Groups & Parties+356 9919 5730

Big plates.
Big laughs.
Bigger appetites.

Upcoming events

Comfort food, no compromises. Chaos optional, in the play zone.

A menu built for sharing
(or not — we won't judge)

Sticky BBQ Ribs

Linguine, Fresh Mussels

Half Roast Chicken

Pescatore Linguine

Crispy Pork Belly

Pesto & Burrata

The Full Menu

Starters

Focaccia

Pasta

Risotto

Special Pizza

Calzones

Salads

Platters — suggested sharing for 2 persons

Sides & Sauces

Fried Nibbles

Signature Home-Made Steakhouse Burgers

Signature Home-Made Smashed Burgers

Hand us the chaos. We'll handle the cake.

Kids Basic Party Meal

Kids Party Box

🎈 Animation Catalogue

🎀 Party Extras Catalogue

While dinner cooks, the kids disappear (happily)

Plan your next Beano's visit

Big plates.Big laughs.Bigger appetites.

Upcoming events

Comfort food, no compromises. Chaos optional, in the play zone.

A menu built for sharing(or not — we won't judge)

Sticky BBQ Ribs

Linguine, Fresh Mussels

Half Roast Chicken

Pescatore Linguine

Crispy Pork Belly

Pesto & Burrata

The Full Menu

Starters

Focaccia

Pasta

Risotto

Special Pizza

Calzones

Salads

Platters — suggested sharing for 2 persons

Sides & Sauces

Fried Nibbles

Signature Home-Made Steakhouse Burgers

Signature Home-Made Smashed Burgers

Hand us the chaos. We'll handle the cake.

Kids Basic Party Meal

Kids Party Box

🎈 Animation Catalogue

🎀 Party Extras Catalogue

While dinner cooks, the kids disappear (happily)

Plan your next Beano's visit

Big plates.
Big laughs.
Bigger appetites.

A menu built for sharing
(or not — we won't judge)